Plot Summary Remix

Plot summaries are given a new twist. There’s a whole load more here

300:
Gays kill blacks.

ALIENS:
An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.

BATMAN:
Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST:
Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.

BREWSTER’S MILLIONS:
Black man abuses line of credit.

CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY:
Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.

DELIVERANCE:
Tourists experience local hospitality.

GONE WITH THE WIND:
Rich, white slave owner enjoys getting raped, miscarries.

GOOD WILL HUNTING:
Underemployed genius squanders prestigious job opportunity to chase trim.

ROCKY:
White man beats black man.

SE7EN:
Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.

STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK:
Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.

THE CRYING GAME:
Hairdresser bonds with client.

THE GOONIES:
Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen.

Soulwax up to their mischief again… Go on Mick son!!

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The Rolling Stones “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” was remixed specifically for the film “21” by Soulwax, brothers David and Stephen Dewaele, who have blazed a trail in the dance/electronica and pop universes. Love it.

You Can’t Always Get What You Want (2008 Soulwax Remix)
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Peter Bjorn & John. That annoying whistling song, gets total makeover

You’ve probably heard this track all summer getting caned by Radio 1, XFM, Captial, etc… but keep an eye out for the re-release. It’s got a ‘cool as’ remix by OrtzRoka.

Listen to Young Folks (OrtzRoka Remix):
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Excellent stuff. You can check out there website at http://www.ortzroka.com/