Plot Summary Remix

Plot summaries are given a new twist. There’s a whole load more here

300:
Gays kill blacks.

ALIENS:
An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.

BATMAN:
Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST:
Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.

BREWSTER’S MILLIONS:
Black man abuses line of credit.

CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY:
Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.

DELIVERANCE:
Tourists experience local hospitality.

GONE WITH THE WIND:
Rich, white slave owner enjoys getting raped, miscarries.

GOOD WILL HUNTING:
Underemployed genius squanders prestigious job opportunity to chase trim.

ROCKY:
White man beats black man.

SE7EN:
Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.

STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK:
Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.

THE CRYING GAME:
Hairdresser bonds with client.

THE GOONIES:
Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen.

Author: kinsella

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